Male,
Comedian,
22 years old,
Chattanooga (Chatt-TOWN), TENNESSEE United States
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:$Money Mark Fairbank$Birthday:April 21 1985 Birthplace:Chatt-town Current Location:Nashville Eye Color:Brown, I think blackHair Color:Brown, I think blackHeight: 6'6 Right Handed or Left Handed:It depends on what im doing ladies, ha Your Heritage:Indian just like every black person, well thats at least what my mama told meThe Shoes You Wore Today:Some purple chucksYour Weakness:Legs, big butts, and grandma cookies Your Fears:Heights, i scared to stand up Your Perfect Pizza:cheese with extra cheese, with a dab of cheeseGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To see 2008, and get into grad school, also start stand up comedyYour Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Monkey, and u lame ass hellThoughts First Waking Up: How the hell am I gonna get this hard down Your Best Physical Feature:My tatttos, can I say that, well my eyelashes Your Bedtime:Whenever ur mama tuck me in Your Most Missed Memory:High School, and yesterday Pepsi or Coke:I dont drink, sodas.
I prefer water MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
MacDonalds is like ur mama done served over 1 billion people Single or Group Dates:Is going on a date with two freaks a group dates Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Didn't I just tell ur ass I drink water ask me againChocolate or Vanilla:I like black and white girls, butterscotch too, for my Indian ladiesCappuccino or Coffee:Bitch I just told ur ass TOM, im gonna download my self on here and whoop ur ass, I drank watteerrDo you Smoke:Define smoke cause im hott Do you Swear:hell naw I dont cussDo you Sing: sing in the shower and when im nervous Do you Shower Daily:Is a bath a showerHave you Been in Love:Define love, im to young to know what love is Do you want to go to College:In college now, trying to get out Do you want to get Married:Yeah, to a Pretty Freak, Im serious, gotta be a FreakDo you belive in yourself:Yeah, if I dont who wilDo you get Motion Sickness:NO but the ladies do, u wanna ride, Ladies onlyDo you think you are Attractive:NO, like the white people would say, not offense, I Freeakkin hott Are you a Health Freak:No, how about a regular freak Do you get along with your Parents:Yea they cool Do you like Thunderstorms:Yea there alright when u chillin with that someone Do you play an Instrument:Who doesnt masterbate In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes In the past month have you Smoked:Hell naw, have uIn the past month have you been on Drugs:I was in DARE, they made me do it In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yeah, I had A blast In the past month have you gone to a Mall:My phone billIn the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Hell naw, I eat grandma cookies, u ask me that cause im black, didnt u,In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Im black I eat catfish, and fish sandwiches, oh yeah, but on the other had ur daddy eat raw fishIn the past month have you been on Stage:yep im a stripper, my name is lunch meatIn the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, im a playa, I do the dumping, humping, and the ingsIn the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Yeah I took a bath todayIn the past month have you Stolen Anything:Yea and Im Proud.
I Stole some barbque sauce and some honey mustardEver been Drunk:Losers get drunk, I get WastedEver been called a Tease:Hell naw but I know alot of them Ever been Beaten up:Yep, my mama use do whoop my ass Ever Shoplifted: I stole some bar b que sauce, yall must be tryin to arrest me How do you want to Die:Telling a joke What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A Comedian What country would you most like to Visit:Hong Kong, so some of them freaks can bangCock In a Boy/Girl..Favourite Eye Color:I like my ladies blind, ladies I have a brail myspace ladiesFavourite Hair Color:long as it doesnt have lice, we coolShort or Long Hair:Wear whatever makes ur head look small Height:We the same Height when we lay downWeight:As long as i can pick u up we cool, but remeber im not strong Best Clothing Style:Someone who can dress for the occasion Number of Drugs I have taken:NOne today Number of CDs I own:A million bootlegs, and 11 real ones, all jay-zNumber of Piercings:TwoNumber of Tattoos:4, tattsNumber of things in my Past I Regret:Not one thing
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